Monday, February 07, 2005

My Past Life

It's official. According to the experts, this is it. A description of who I was in a previous life:

Come on out of your shell — in your former life you were a turtle name Gifford. The details are a bit sketchy, but we do have a brief summary based on public records: You were born in a small pond beside a saloon. Despite having an exceptionally athletic father, you seemed to prefer sunbathing and mud baths to more active pursuits. Contrary to the rumor, your favorite color was never green, but actually blue. Few people knew that you were a talented poet because most of your work was destroyed during a flash flood that swept away not only your library, but your entire community. Fortunately you had the pluck to survive, settle down, make some eggs, and live happily ever after with your wife Melinda and your 20 offspring.


Blogger wplmom said...

Which experts are you consulting? Certainly if you were a reptile in a previous life I would have thought it was a lizard, since you seem to have the residual effects of lizardness. (Although as a child you were rather turtlelike, shy and slow... Hmm, I guess I'll have to think about this. You do like the color blue, and you are an herbivore... Maybe your expert was right.)

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