My Tortilla Chips Are Shaped Like Footballs and Other Random Food Facts

Actually, the title is the coolest part of this post. I can tell you that I had a random collection of tofu parmesan, potato salad, carrot cassarole, and a roll for dinner, and that I had mashed potatoes, corn, and cream of broccoli soup for lunch. I had a yummy corn muffin for breakfast. Just now, I had some tortilla chips and salsa. And a cup of international coffee mixed just right. Now what I want is some animal crackers...