Tribute to Impermius

Why does it have to be raining? I can see blue sky. A little piece, anyway. Didn't it rain enough the past three days? I mean, not that I have anything against the grass looking greener, nor do I want to deny anything that needs water rain, but the sad truth of the matter is that somebody stole my umbrella. I left it in the lobby of the library. I have left it there countless numbers of times in the past, with no problems. But no, yesterday, when it was merely misting (although occasionally on the heavy side), my umbrella walked off with a complete stranger. Well, I'm not going to spend any time mourning the loss of my not-so-trusty friend. I wish all his inconsistencies and bent pieces on his new owner, who probably dumped him somewhere after they were done with him. It's a sad life for an umbrella, really.

So, rain, as a personal tribute to my former umbrella, do you think you could just stop? Thanks!